I bet he's got the world locked up inside a plastic box

Mr Koi: Welcome to the Pond of Confessions. I am Mr Koi, friend of yours, friend of carps. My motto is: To tell us or not Tellus, that isn't a problem, if you just pay.
Eiseemi Laxi: I was actually just looking for my friend... what is this place anyway?
Mr Koi: This is PC. The Pond of Confessions. Your friend might have been here already, so what are you waiting for? Tell us a confession.

Eiseemi Laxi: I was the dancing banana in a TV advertisement. They paid me a half a kilo of cheap cheese and I didn't want to complain, because the boss knew I secretly practised naked smileys in front of the mirror.
And every night after Stejar has fallen asleep, I go hiding under the bed and eat liquorice with fish.
Mr Koi: Well, yes, most of our customers have made a confession like
"I used my cousin's soap when she was on holiday", but...

Eiseemi Laxi: Stejar...
I wonder where he is now. Last time I saw him, he said something weird, about walknots and when I opened my eyes he had walked away anyway. I wanted to tell him about the wooden egg I found from the freezer.
Mr Koi: You found a frozen wooden egg?
Are you sure it wasn't any Fat-Free Cholesterol Free Frozen Egg Substitute?
Eiseemi Laxi:Yes. I tried to boil it.
Mr Koi: Oh! Do you see that door at the bottom? Swim down there and click it.

Superlon Mystery: Raisin' Brain

Darleen Shuffle: The Sultana 3001 will ask you some questions now, Mr Strahl.


Sultana 3001: Most mornings, you get up at...?
Stejar Strahl: Death settles sleep debts.
Sultana 3001: What's the best way to start a conversation with a cute stranger?
Stejar Strahl: There will surely be some noise, when two madmen come together.
Sultana 3001: Which is not a way to introduce yourself?
Stejar Strahl: There's is no use crying when the crap is already in your pants.
Sultana 3001: How do you feel about the beach?
Stejar Strahl: A cat would eat the fish, but not be ready to wet its paws.
Sultana 3001: Mother?
Stejar Strahl: Don't cry, ugly child, tomorrow we'll buy you a mask.
Sultana 3001: Father?
Stejar Strahl: Disappears like a fart into Sahara.

Darleen Shuffle: Most interesting. I think all we can do now is to put you inside the Borromean grapefruit.

When you have finished your reading, click my face.
Yes, you there.
Click it.

Superlon Mystery: They're coming to shake you away, ha-haa!

Stejar Strahl: I had a really strange dream last night.
There was a nocturnal frog dressed as an angel singing in my brain and telling me I was an advent calendar.
Dr B. Glistens: What did the carol say to you?
Stejar Stahl: Who?
Dr B. Glistens: Oo-hoo, was it singing See My Way?
Stejar Strahl: No, but I feel like a giant eye would stare at me.
Dr B. Glistens: I'm all ears.
Stejar Strahl: In that dream I opened my eyes and all the walls were missing around the diving elves.
Dr B. Glistens: Yet another sick in the hall...
I believe we have to do a full operation here.
Secretary Darleen Sufflé will tell you which grapemobile to take.

Teflon Christmas Calendar 2006

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Teflon Twenty
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Teflon Prevue

1. Bambigate Scandal
2. Boot 99
3. The Purse of the Black Earl
4. Nights of the Sound Table
5. Bake the Nut Before You ho-ho

How to Use Superlon

Somewhere here hidden is the video: It's light. It's dust free. It's elastic. It's easy to cut and glue!

The Complete Superlon 1

1. Mystery in the village of Superlon
2. Stik's sticky pony
3. Ponyroyal Tea
4. Ne stickers, ne sweets
5. Smells like green spirit

6. Snoop, foggy frog!
7. Hey-hey, are you ready to play? It's time to come and play with the Reindeers!
8. Kimi Kimi Kimi the man of sunny midnight
9. Pet shop Bobs
10. Limp My Ride

11. Superlonian homesick blues in Pandalanda
12. He Still Hasn't Found What He's Cooking For...
13. Sherry Blossom Whirl
13 ½ Sleepless in Superlon
13 ¾ Superlonian Pastorale

14. Strokeback fountain
15. They want you, they want you in the gravy
16. Not my cup of pea
Xmas Superlon Christmas Special
17.Where do we go now but Superlon
18. It's a small pearl after all

19. Their World Is Full Of Smashing Bores
20. Ultimo tango a Superlonigi
21. No Stejar, oh why
22. We're just two lost moles swimming in the fish soul
23. Wife is a lemon and I want my honey back
24. Under the fridge