Mr Koi: Welcome to the Pond of Confessions. I am Mr Koi, friend of yours, friend of carps. My motto is: To tell us or not Tellus, that isn't a problem, if you just pay.
Eiseemi Laxi: I was actually just looking for my friend... what is this place anyway?
Mr Koi: This is PC. The Pond of Confessions. Your friend might have been here already, so what are you waiting for? Tell us a confession.
Eiseemi Laxi: I was the dancing banana in a TV advertisement. They paid me a half a kilo of cheap cheese and I didn't want to complain, because the boss knew I secretly practised naked smileys in front of the mirror.
And every night after Stejar has fallen asleep, I go hiding under the bed and eat liquorice with fish.
Mr Koi: Well, yes, most of our customers have made a confession like
"I used my cousin's soap when she was on holiday", but...
Eiseemi Laxi: Stejar...
I wonder where he is now. Last time I saw him, he said something weird, about walknots and when I opened my eyes he had walked away anyway. I wanted to tell him about the wooden egg I found from the freezer.
Mr Koi: You found a frozen wooden egg?
Are you sure it wasn't any Fat-Free Cholesterol Free Frozen Egg Substitute?
Eiseemi Laxi:Yes. I tried to boil it.
Mr Koi: Oh! Do you see that door at the bottom? Swim down there and click it.
4 comments:
Wow, more YouTube Superlon. What were the songs?
Um, shouldn't that lying down person have been chucked out of the nightclub?
The songs were:
1) The Crash: Big Ass Love
2) Pikku-Orava: Hips Don't Lie
3) Taivaalliset tarinat: Bacchus polkee tahtia (a kids' song composed by my ex-colleague's son )
Hmm, that's not happening in my virtual night-clubs really...
Genius :)
Think it a much better system that the official person kisses the chair rather than giving friendly lying down people any bother.
Amazing!
very impressed with all this tech-tech-nology. I'm still coming to grips with typing, and you've got pictures and sounds and video clips and everything!! (not to mention an interesting take on reality).
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