The ultimate consequence of the boring blog posts

After the incident the ambulance driver Dandras Judge Tameron would be really ashamed and start using some pure natural olive oil capsules he would find from the street market. The lady, Loganberry Lib Log, who'd sell them would take the packet out of her bag so eloquently that Dandras wouldn't think of watching any other ladies bags after that. They would be married, Dandras would find a new job as a word cloud machine and she would take care of their baby called Big Born Log quite carelessly, because she would secretly start drinking dark beer and playing Internet games. That would be fine by him, until the day would come when he would have to create this word cloud:




After that nothing would be quite the same. Dandras would quit his job and start living in a trailer park. He would be called the Baron Gerbil Golly of the Trailer Park. He would sit inside and watch only the Kentucky Afraid Chicken Beauty Contest, broadcasted twice a year. His bones would be found years later. That wouldn't be nice, thought Stejar.

Mrs Pettersen's Bad Bun Day

Of course there could be a small chance of Mrs Pettersen's tasty cinnamon bun being burnt in the oven. She would call her neighbour, because it was widely known that the neighbour's sister once had a hot relationship with a local zookeeper Jörgen Jansson who collects lamps and if he wouldn't know about badly burnt buns, who would?

Jörgen Jansson would love to come and see the oven immediately, because he was secretly admiring Mr Pettersen's huge collection of oven gloves, which were in a mint condition. But before he would reach his destination, the tyres of his car would explode, because one slightly desperate telephone marketing lady, Astrid Å, who just organised an unsuccessful Victorian age-styled hip-hop night in the village hall, would be driven over by him, before they even had a chance to meet, which was a shame, because they would have been a lovely couple.

An ambulance driver called Dandras Judge Tameron would try to give a kiss of life to Astrid Å, but he would forget his strictly hidden unnatural powers and turn her into a midget living in the bottle, which would be then thrown far away to the bushes. Few days later she would be found by a local teacher's terrier, which would love her to pieces.

So yes, that wouldn't definitely be a good idea at all.