Wednesday 29 August 2007

The ultimate consequence of the boring blog posts



After the incident the ambulance driver Dandras Judge Tameron would be really ashamed and start using some pure natural olive oil capsules he would find from the street market. The lady, Loganberry Lib Log, who'd sell them would take the packet out of her bag so eloquently that Dandras wouldn't think of watching any other ladies bags after that. They would be married, Dandras would find a new job as a word cloud machine and she would take care of their baby called Big Born Log quite carelessly, because she would secretly start drinking dark beer and playing Internet games. That would be fine by him, until the day would come when he would have to create this word cloud:




After that nothing would be quite the same. Dandras would quit his job and start living in a trailer park. He would be called the Baron Gerbil Golly of the Trailer Park. He would sit inside and watch only the Kentucky Afraid Chicken Beauty Contest, broadcasted twice a year. His bones would be found years later. That wouldn't be nice, thought Stejar.

3 comments:

Dave said...

No, not nice at all. But it's something we've all done, isn't it?

Taiga the Fox said...

Yes. I was once called Loganberry Lib Log, with a really boring blog.

Occasional Poster of Comments said...

This little robot applauds :)

He meant to do it sooner, but got caught up in somebody's MA frenzy.